What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 17:05

No go.
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Snowflake to acquire database startup Crunchy Data - TechCrunch
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Just Forget it!
Bill Oram: Seriously, who is going to beat the Beavers? - OregonLive.com
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
share office space ...
Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Why Circle's ‘Super Positive’ IPO Could be Bullish for Ethereum: Analysts - Decrypt
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
How is the legalization of same-sex marriage impacting societal norms in the USA?
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What do you think of Andrew Tate?
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Meta found 'covertly tracking' Android users through Instagram and Facebook - Sky News
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Can I know a love story of a medical student?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...